Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
Today, I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
Today, I learned that as much as I try to save my money, it always just slips through my fingers. After rent, I got paid $280 yesterday, $85 went out on my gym membership, $95 went out on my internet, $125 went out on my Hello Fresh. I have to choose between half a tank of petrol or breakfast/lunch for the week. FML
Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML
Today, I live in a world where I work 50 hours a week, and yet after paying all necessary bills, eating one meal a day, and only drinking water from the tap, I am £130 pounds poorer than last week, all because I had to use my credit card and increase my debt to buy petrol and pay the gas bill. FML
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML
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djxoebxoab 4
Move out, get some new flat mates. You'll make the money back.
uprising_fml 0
have a back bone and tell them that you are going to pay the phone contract, to stop eating your damn food and to **** OFF .
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Comments (161)
Sulliben 1
Sounds to me like your a cheap, deadshit ****. I'd hate to live with you.
edoohan619 10
so basically you don't have to choose between either of them
blhusmc 6
Quit acting like a Pansy and tell them to stay out of your sh*t and buy their own tv. Just don't be a Hippocrate and watch it with them.
amtvp 1
Ha ha, don't be a physician and medical pioneer from Ancient Greece? I think you mean "hypocrite".
soldier249 5
Don't buy groceries
daeshon222 0
Are you British?
benderbot19 0
Sigh
ndnpride88 25
You deserve it for not standing up for yourself and letting them get the advantage of you
rubberduckie94 13
Consider this a training ground for when you get married and have kids.
Sanch101 7
Stand up for yourself and at the very least start locking your groceries away so they cannot steal them or charging them for what they take.
patgehrt 2
At least they are your "mates" I can't afford shit cuz my gf's parents are living in my house not contributing shit
Chixken 6
Kick'em out.