Love, Divorce and Cheating: Mid-life crisis guys

Mid-life crisis guys

By Choppedliver - 13/01/2023 14:00

Today, my husband is divorcing me, leaving our 4 children behind because, and I quote, “She’s 22, 5’3 with perky tits and ass, you don’t find women like these often.” I asked him three times if he was serious. He said, “As serious as a heart attack.” FML

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GTFO dude

By Outta shape - 06/02/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my husband is leaving me for another woman because, and I quote, “She can ride dick longer than two minutes and doesn’t have two chins looking down on me while doing it.” FML

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By Susanliz89 - 29/06/2023 03:00

Today, my husband is divorcing me for a girl who was born in 2004. Two thousand fucking four. He’s 41. FML

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The whole kit and caboodle

By Anonymous - 05/07/2023 21:00

Today, I asked my husband for a divorce. He said fine, as long as I got full custody of the kids. I did an actual double take; he didn’t want shared custody, he wanted me to take the kids, no arguments or negotiating, because he doesn’t want the kids anymore. FML

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Florida man

By Divorced - 30/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML

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Request denied

By Lorne - 02/06/2023 15:00

Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML

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Asshat

By Vivi - 14/07/2021 18:01

Today, my soon-to-be-ex-husband decided to bring our four kids over to tell them we were splitting up, and to make them choose who they want to live with, because, "Mommy’s been a nagging bitch." He left out that the "nagging bitch" caught him having an affair the night before. FML

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C'mon Kids

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 23:01

Today, my fiancé walked out on me saying he loved me dearly, but not enough to continue parenting my three kids from my previous marriage because they hate him, he now hates them, and they’re not his problem to continue dealing with. I don’t know what I’m gonna do without him. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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Better off

By BooblessWife - 18/05/2023 03:00

Today, my husband announced he’s no longer attracted to me and wants a divorce because I got a needed double mastectomy. When I reminded him of his wedding vows, “In sickness and in health” he said that he thought that meant “the flu or something, not this shit.” FML

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By ReginaW - 14/03/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my husband sat me down to tell me he’s filing for divorce as he’s fallen out of love with me and loves my 19 year-old daughter (his step-daughter). Furthermore, I’m off the lease when it expires next month so they can live together. We have a 2 month-old son. He replied, “OK, and? I’ll pay child support.” FML

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You deserved it 112

Hangryko 29

Friday 13 January 2023 14:36

Take that dickless **** for everything he has

vchan 20

Friday 13 January 2023 16:46

Good riddance. He ´s a sc*mbag. Don’t cry over his loss. But make him pay child support.

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Hangryko 29

Friday 13 January 2023 14:36

Take that dickless **** for everything he has

vchan 20

Friday 13 January 2023 16:46

Good riddance. He ´s a sc*mbag. Don’t cry over his loss. But make him pay child support.

D J's MOM 17

Saturday 14 January 2023 0:05

get a good lawyer. they'll make him pay for their services and take him for everything he's got for you! get his ass good, don't look back and good luck girl!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 January 2023 0:51

Is he wrong? You didn't mention his age. If it's advanced, he'll be coming back to you soon. And when he does, you'll have "hand."

Sonotsuave 35

Saturday 14 January 2023 4:12

Wtf? What is with people nowadays, they’re losing their common sense. Divorce his ass for being a piece of shit and take all his money for child and spousal support. He’ll wise up real fast

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 15 January 2023 6:32

LAWYER. NOW. Take that pathetic prick for all he's got and make him pay child support... and don't let him see the kids, either, if he wants to down the road. I wonder if the other woman knows this douche has a wife and four kids... I kind of hope she doesn't so she gets blindsided by the lawsuit and child support he'll be forced to pay.

OH_HappyDays 14

Thursday 19 January 2023 2:22

Well girls like that usually want a sugar daddy. Make sure she realizes she will be his main source of support. Take him for everything. You deserve better and more importantly your kids deserve better. Sorry your ex is a douche. Find your happy now!