Rise and shine

By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
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In middle school I had a tech ed. teacher that would pile books on either side of a sleeping students head and then put a leather press (it weighed ~50lbs) on top of the books. Then he told the entire class to yell "wake up!" together and then the slumbering student would wake up and bash their head on the leather press. Nobody fell asleep twice in that class!

guacala 0

"Awe baby, i was just dreaming about you!"

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guacala 0

"Awe baby, i was just dreaming about you!"

HeadShots4Hope 0

Well played.

I once fell asleep during a geometry class. When the teacher woke me up I said, "Mom...five more minutes!" My teacher was an Englishman. So, you are not alone in confusing teachers with loved ones...

TEAZO 0

boy oh boy. mr. sand man bring me a dream make me the cutest that you've ever seen!

pancakes_n_syrup 0

if you knew you were in class why would you even be saying stuff like that? ha you're own fault

Haha sucks for you. This is why you don't fall asleep in class.

Kassad_fml 0

I know how it is sleeping in class since I had done it some few times. But I never respond with word when the teacher woke me up.. just looking at angry face made me silent

In middle school I had a tech ed. teacher that would pile books on either side of a sleeping students head and then put a leather press (it weighed ~50lbs) on top of the books. Then he told the entire class to yell "wake up!" together and then the slumbering student would wake up and bash their head on the leather press. Nobody fell asleep twice in that class!

Jbiebs82 0

daymn.. never taking tech.

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blacklagoon_fml 0

HAHAHA this is the funniest thing I have heard all day.

LMAO i wish i were in your class!!!