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By notanerd - 09/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating superheroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

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By ugh just make it stop - 01/07/2023 18:00

Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML

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The Force is weak with this one

By fuck Star Wars - 14/09/2020 10:02

Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML

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By Lucie - 23/12/2013 01:51 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store for getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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Please leave me alone

By Getting an F - 05/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I tried to get ready for a final. I had about six hours to study. My girlfriend decided to help by jabbering loudly in my ear about celebrity gossip, noisily cleaning the office and losing my notes, and getting in a screaming argument with her mom over the phone. FML

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Chill out, man!

By Marcowalker95 - 07/08/2012 04:16 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML

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By BigBangCheater - 01/04/2012 10:08 - United States - Loves Park

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

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The wizard

By Anonymous - 01/12/2018 14:00

Today, we had our busiest day at work all year with lots of angry people calling, and a co-worker called in sick. I went to my local game shop after work, exhausted and upset, and guess who was at his usual table running a Dungeons and Dragons group, apparently not too sick to go out. Yeah. FML

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By FUSheldon - 28/11/2012 05:15 - United States - Millstadt

Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML

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Forever alone

By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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You deserved it 126

hqwoody327 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:17

Here's an idea... GO HOME!

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:17

Get to know them. Nerds are the best.

Comments

iltby 3

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:28

I'm not seeing the problem.

div01 2

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:14

LIVING in an episode of the big bang theory?...at most u visited it for a few hours, you whiny bitch. you LIVE in an episode of 'my boyfriend likes things normal guys like, but i dont want to support it, cuz im a selfish asshole'.

Postlude 1

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:28

So.. try a video game instead of being such a bitch? I'm a gigantic nerd and I wouldn't want to have it any other way.

Resquall 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:40

Go Final Fantasy! YDI for being a bitch about the Big Bang people, but FYL for having a boyfriend that shops for video games with you. Unless, of course, you both like video games. Then you just deserve it.

TheTrollinator 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:31

Quit being a bitch and walk home no better take his car home geeez some people

skeleton_skinner 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:33

Ydi for being a pussy

Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:33

Sounds like my kinda place :D get used to it. You have a nerd boyfriend, things are bound to happen like that so deal with it or he will find a new, nerdy girlfriend

bugmenotmofo 34

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:34

so go home bitch. STFU and make him a sammich.

allstarz_fml 2

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:47

20: Couldn't have put it better myself!

Amortentia 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:36

Can't a guy have some fun? Geez. My bf & I both had to work tonight so we're BOTH going tomorrow so he can get his copy of the game, I'm going to put more money on the games I pre-ordered and were both going to be happy. So yes, FYL because you don't just get over it.