Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, I was wedding dress shopping. My fiance is only paying for the dress if I buy a size 10 or under. I’m currently a size 18. Apparently, this will give me “incentive to get in shape for the wedding.” FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, my fiance called off our engagement, all because I let myself go due to comfort eating and depression since my mother passed and I got fired from work. He told me to lose 60 pounds or he “won’t consummate the marriage with my lard ass.” Our wedding and honeymoon were less than a month away. FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, I'm getting married in a week. I was sashaying around the kitchen talking to my friend on the phone, saying, "No more diets, no more blowjobs, and if he complains I get half his money!" when I turned and saw my fiancé in the door. He won't believe that it was a joke and now wants a prenup. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
The wedding is off, right? Because if he thinks he can just call the two of you "fatties", he's not worth it.
Acers1 13
Thats not rude at all
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Comments (132)
geekchick88 17
It happens when reasonable people are involved. You don't see that much online.
siggy_mcsigx 22
This is chauvinism
mike7236 5
While its an extremely rude thing to say, and if this wasn't out of character for him she should rethink before she marries him, ending a 9 year relationship over being called fat doesn't sound very realistic. Sounds like you're exaggerating a bit.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
What about ending a relationship because your partner disrespected you and your friends because they superficial, insensitive and can't communicate properly without using insults
LalaDee561 8
I would have called off the wedding right then and there. How dare he call his BRIDE TO BE fat and tell her she doesn't look good? Wtf kind of hormones got into him that he got into such a hissy fit over that in such a way.
LalaDee561 8
Weddings are stressful for everyone. That's no excuse for bitchy behavior. How could calling her fat and telling her she doesn't look good be something he didn't "realize" would make her feel bad? You would have to be a moron to not realize that that would make any woman feel bad about herself. He realized it, he was just being a dick. I say she has a serious talk with him and if anything, call off the wedding. No one deserves to marry an inconsiderate jerk.
LalaDee561 8
I understand that he might have been stressed out and irritated, but even under stress there are some things that are still obviously offensive, and some things that are not so obvious. I think this one was obvious. They need a talk.
LalaDee561 8
Just because you've known someone for a long time and have been with them for years doesn't mean that they're the right person for you or that your have to out up with their cruelty. You show the person that you love honor and respect no matter what. Period.
LAuroraD 17
Dump him NOW
grashopper8 7
Not too late to change your mind. That shit will just get worse
PurelyCanadian 18
There is NO excuse for that. No matter how much stress he may have been under. I hope you called him out on that one, if not more. Hopefully your friend wasn't too fragile. What a prick!