Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, I was wedding dress shopping. My fiance is only paying for the dress if I buy a size 10 or under. I’m currently a size 18. Apparently, this will give me “incentive to get in shape for the wedding.” FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, my fiance called off our engagement, all because I let myself go due to comfort eating and depression since my mother passed and I got fired from work. He told me to lose 60 pounds or he “won’t consummate the marriage with my lard ass.” Our wedding and honeymoon were less than a month away. FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, I'm getting married in a week. I was sashaying around the kitchen talking to my friend on the phone, saying, "No more diets, no more blowjobs, and if he complains I get half his money!" when I turned and saw my fiancé in the door. He won't believe that it was a joke and now wants a prenup. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
The wedding is off, right? Because if he thinks he can just call the two of you "fatties", he's not worth it.
Acers1 13
Thats not rude at all
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Comments (132)
RayneSmytson 24
Omfg... Please tell me you left him? That's not showing any respect for you at all!
privatepiper 7
And you're with him why?
darlinguwillbok 7
Why is he your fiancé??
carlylol 10
What a jerk
alex81596 6
Dump his ass
limitedition 25
It's not going to get better after the wedding. Unless you like to be treated like that I'd give him a kick in the arse out the door.
Bubblez2009 15
That's just rude... Teach him to respect u before u guys tie the knot!
amisenho 11
#50 (meant for another comment): Trust me; if the insult is that bad, it only takes one insult to break a marriage or relationship. It's not even in the verbal insult itself; it can be through years of body language, passive-aggressiveness, or any combination of indirect hatred that can lead to a verbal lashing-out, or, to put it metaphorically, the straw that breaks the camel's back. Depending on the individual relationship, at some point, that person will easily be able to tell themselves when enough is enough.
howdoilogin 9
If he's dumb enough to get married then I fail to see what his problem is with how people look.
dreadbeat69 12
YDI for accepting this guy's proposal... you sure know how to pick 'em, huh?
G_bear24 9
I would definitely be having second thoughts.