Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, I was wedding dress shopping. My fiance is only paying for the dress if I buy a size 10 or under. I’m currently a size 18. Apparently, this will give me “incentive to get in shape for the wedding.” FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, my fiance called off our engagement, all because I let myself go due to comfort eating and depression since my mother passed and I got fired from work. He told me to lose 60 pounds or he “won’t consummate the marriage with my lard ass.” Our wedding and honeymoon were less than a month away. FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, I'm getting married in a week. I was sashaying around the kitchen talking to my friend on the phone, saying, "No more diets, no more blowjobs, and if he complains I get half his money!" when I turned and saw my fiancé in the door. He won't believe that it was a joke and now wants a prenup. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
The wedding is off, right? Because if he thinks he can just call the two of you "fatties", he's not worth it.
Acers1 13
Thats not rude at all
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Comments (132)
Azrael9 11
There's no excuse for him to be acting like a complete dick no matter the amount of stress he is under. He has no right to pick on your weight OP.
JanisEvans 10
He actually has that right if she let herself go as soon as he had proposed. Happens a the time. But that's not what he bargained for.
Emily062611 6
Last I checked, you never have a right to "pick on" anyone for their weight. If he wants to have a conversation about it, that's fine. If you think it's okay to berate someone over their weight during such a fun experience, totally out of the blue, then I feel sorry for your future SO.
geekchick88 17
Sorry, but I've known my husband 9 years and been married to him for 6, and if he said something this awful to me it would be over. That was a terribly cruel thing to say to the woman he is supposed to love and cherish. She is supposed to know that there is always one person who thinks she's beautiful, even when she doesn't feel that way, and he's a failure in that regard.
jaellin 18
You deserve better. Everyone deserves better.
alshygirl 14
My husband was a groomzilla of sorts the closer we got to the wedding. Never called me a fatty though.
olpally 33
Well then, guess who's gonna be a bachelor very soon with that attitude.
geekchick88 17
I'm just wondering...are you the cruel fiance? You're the only one who doesn't seem totally appalled by this. I drag my husband shopping all the time. No matter how bored or annoyed he is, he would never tell me I look bad. There is literally no way the fiance thought this and didn't realize it was cruel, unless he is a child. They tend to be blatantly honest, no matter what.
jjmiller1001 17
if says that now under pressure, it is his true outlook of you
Turbo_Turtle 14
"Today, I went dress shopping with my ex-fiance" There, fixed it for you.
ClearlyImFunny 12
without reading the original it doesnt make sense
chabelo 10
There are many ways to ask for things, he needs to accept your metabolism and you need to try to lose weight not because you look bad but because it's healthy.There shouldn't be a wedding until he changes his attitude sweetheart
Readoll 13
Gain all the weight you can...
kate_themediocre 6
Because that's a logical reaction.