Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, I was wedding dress shopping. My fiance is only paying for the dress if I buy a size 10 or under. I’m currently a size 18. Apparently, this will give me “incentive to get in shape for the wedding.” FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, my fiance called off our engagement, all because I let myself go due to comfort eating and depression since my mother passed and I got fired from work. He told me to lose 60 pounds or he “won’t consummate the marriage with my lard ass.” Our wedding and honeymoon were less than a month away. FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, I'm getting married in a week. I was sashaying around the kitchen talking to my friend on the phone, saying, "No more diets, no more blowjobs, and if he complains I get half his money!" when I turned and saw my fiancé in the door. He won't believe that it was a joke and now wants a prenup. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
The wedding is off, right? Because if he thinks he can just call the two of you "fatties", he's not worth it.
Acers1 13
Thats not rude at all
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Comments (132)
dreadbeat69 12
You sure know how to pick 'em
Witchylady 18
Well tell your groom to be that he better loose his smart ass attitude because you are no longer having sex with a chauvinistic moron. FYL
Pandacupcakelove 26
Well don't marry that douche.
sarah2144 14
You should dump him.
kiki9_fml 10
Wow. Have fun with THAT marriage.
Cass_x 22
.. you're really gonna marry him? O.O
vibernum 17
You do know brides can be just as bad if not worse?... There are so many out there who lash out at EVERYONE around them: frieds, relatives, suppliers (dress, food, venue, photographer). Weddings are incredibly stressful for everyone involved so while what he said was a dick move, as long as they talk about it like adults they should be fine. Unless he really is getting cold feet or something.
DeviousDreamer 13
What a $&@%ing dick. Tell HIM you don't wanna waste money on a honeymoon with a man who can't satisfy you.
Coeliacchic93 21
If this is his regular attitude then don't think for a second it will change once you get married. This kind of thing usually stays with them. In any case talk to him about it, and he has to apologise to you and your friend no matter what!
simsgirlgem 25
correct me if I am wrong but isn't your family paying for the wedding since the Bride usually pays for the wedding and even if you aren't that is a mean thing dump him and find someone who wouldn't care if you were purple