FML : Today, while manscaping in the shower, I found out that things can still get caught in the clippers, even with a guard on. FML

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Today, while manscaping in the shower, I found out that things can still get caught in the clippers, even with a guard on. FML

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Bridger you're on the right track mate, I'll have to take a little more care from now on. Considering the circumstances I'm still pretty stoked to have my first submitted FML published!

By egnur_mas - / Wednesday 2 August 2017 17:44 /

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7517743 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 09:40

Nair for Men is a little safer if you don’t mind a little scrotal chemical burn.

By Bridger Walczynski | 8

#7518366 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 08:02

ever heard of the magic sack that carries two balls? well its not exactly a super tight piece of botoxed skin.......

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By Lobby_Bee | 14

#7517716 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 09:04

Is your penis that small?

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Bridger Walczynski | 8

#7518366 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 08:02

ever heard of the magic sack that carries two balls? well its not exactly a super tight piece of botoxed skin.......

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egnur_mas | 19

#7518739 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 01:54

Bridger you're on the right track mate, I'll have to take a little more care from now on. Considering the circumstances I'm still pretty stoked to have my first submitted FML published!

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RichardPencil | 22

#7519349 - Thursday 3 August 2017 12:03

I read “Considering the circumcision...” I need new glasses ... or a lobotomy.

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egnur_mas | 19

#7520107 - Thursday 3 August 2017 01:22

I was wondering if someone would pick up on that! Good on you Mr. Pencil.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7517743 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 09:40

Nair for Men is a little safer if you don’t mind a little scrotal chemical burn.

By alvarny | 16

#7517935 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 01:09

it literally wouldn't hurt if you stretch the skin out a little...

By jfsiv | 12

#7519231 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 10:02

There's a dipilitory called Magic Powder. it works great, just make sure your skin is completely dry and no chem burns for you.

By LudA9844 | 11

#7521009 - Friday 4 August 2017 03:40

Try it without the guard you whiney bitch

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