Pissed

By dontpeeonmenxtime - 29/12/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
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astro16 0

Ouch. Sorry. Why don't you pay him back with a gold rush :))

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meben 0

At least he diddnt leave you with a cleaveland steamer !

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Okayitwasme 0

That is so awkward! He should have told you. Unless he didn't realize he did it! You're going to have to decide if you want to stay with a bed wetter! Think of it. Smelly mattress, smelly cloths and smelly body.

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AdamBasebal69 0

Oh that's what a wet dream is.

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Poser1337 5

Sounds like urine a bad situation.

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Belgiangirl_fml 11

Let's hope it was just an accident and that it isn't something that happens all the time...

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redhedsaysrawr 18

even if it is, #123 had a good explanation... i mean, thats just something some people go through... some people have urinary tract infections and other issues that cause them to do that...

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xrawritsashleyx 11

so from what this looks like your boyfriend left early said it was sweat and let you continue sleeping?? it happens. probably stress or a deep sleep so I wouldn't be pissed about that. but the least he could've done was wake you up and tell the truth and help you clean it... instead of lying and letting you sleep in it. :x I feel bad.

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