Pissed

By dontpeeonmenxtime - 29/12/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
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capnbzarr 43

Dump him: Not because he wet the bed (it could be a medical problem), but because he lied about it and made you clean it up.

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Mf2307 15

i guess now you will have to wash the sheets on the bed after that

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torrance1221 4

how do you know it's his and not yours? maybe you did it in your sleep and he didn't want you to feel embarrassed.

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skyeyez9 24

Because her.underwear and crotch would still be soaked in pee. Plus it.was probably on the side he slept on. And the fact he left in a hurry.

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skyeyez9 24

I never knew adult males pissing in the bed is that common. This is like the 15th fml I've read about their bf or newlywed husband pissing the bed.

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perdix 29

Bedwetters need love, too! Just buy a waterbed and cover it with rubber sheets. Uncomfortable, but kinky...rawr;)!

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OfficeNinja 5

Now your bed is his territory. NOBODY else will want to be there. Including you.

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Jibblets2367 7

Nothing like waking up in the morning to find out that you've been rolling in your boyfriend's waste

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tinybear93 0

do the pee pee dance!

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Cambria91 4

rub his nose in it , swat him on the tush with a rolled up newspaper and put him outside to show him where to potty for now on.

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