Transportation: Perv!

Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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scorpiogirl666 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:49

Haha, you should've acted like you knew her. Been like "But, Mary, you always used to let me touch your ass!!"

mf_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:03

but then if that makes you a pervert, does it make me a **** for letting shit like that pass when i used to take the bus? hahaha. c'mon, lady, it's public transportation! you're in for a long ride, everything's an accident. don't make such a big deal out of it.

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theoldGP 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:55

hahahah #20. she was probs an old ugly woman :D this is funny though. OP JESUS. have more coordination

iKayla 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:03

Clearly, 99.9% of thesw peoples' comments are just ignorant and rude. It was only an accident. There are plenty of incidents where I accidently "hit" someone else, vice versa. Hmm, about the fml, the woman who called you a pervert is just being...well, a woman. Most chicks are just bitchy like that, eithe that, or overly sensitive about certain shit. Some people need to realize that they can not just open their mouth without thinking, or a least asking something.

Neenertastic 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:21

aaaaaaaaaaaah...this post really got people bent out of shape. I used to get groped on the subway almost every other day...and sometimes it was INTENTIONAL...so let's all be grown up, look at the humor in this and laugh...this site is supposed to make us laugh and enjoy ourselves at others' expenses...please! for the love of god.../defense

randomcomment321 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:32

how could you miss? unless of course the train was a rockin.

ammali 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:50

Yeah, it's easy to see both sides of this one. Accidents happen on crowded, moving subways all the time. At the same time, women get touched inappropriately on crowded, moving subways all the time. This could just as easily, from her (however incorrect) perspective have been "Today on the subway, this guy smacked me on the ass, and then played innocent when I called him out on it. Everyone was staring at me like I was a total bitch. FML" or something. Sucks for both of you in different ways, but hey... it happens.

bfly32 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:11

couldn't you just said sorry i didn't mean to thus avoiding the 40 minutes of awkwardness?

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:15

y the **** were u wearing dusty trousers??? lolz!!! u should have said sorry, and tell her wat u were really doing. that way getting home might not have been that bad.

sleepless15_p 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:34

Why would you be dusting off next to other people in the first place ass?

AnalJustice 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:22

nice try pervert. you were aiming for the ass

xMooMoox 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:22

Did other people see you dusting off your trousers? If so you had people to corroborate your story! I would probably act the same way she did. For the people saying she did that because shes a woman yes but its more then that. Lets say shes attractive, she is used to having old men staring at her and men trying to pick her up for sex, and any number of other things perverts do. So yes when a guy smacks her butt on the train she thinks hes a pervert, because when was she ever smacked on the butt by a stranger who wasn't! Sure this guy didn't mean to but she had no idea, she got smacked on the butt and was like what the hell?!