Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
SupmyLover 8
You are anti-social and yet have a boyfriend? Please OP tell me how you achieved this so that I may finally achieve this as well!!
st333ph 12
Maybe she accidentally deleted your contact name? Restored her iPhone? Either way, FYL.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (109)
spazz666 18
It could have just been bad timing and maybe they got a new phone or something?
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Go out and meet new people :D! Or call up another friend or a group of mates and arrange to hang out/go out somewhere :) it's never too late OP :)
docscientist 10
Or op is just introverted and doesn't need to do all that.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
True, lots of people I know are like that :) but she seems blue about what her boyfriend said, if she prefered being alone she'd probably reply with "think what you like, I prefer my own company" and it wouldn't bother her
kabza 13
That was definately bad timing..!! Hahahaha.. Unless you are anti-social
SerpentBoy 8
You should have called anyways, texting is as anti social as it gets even though you're actually talking to someone.. Try having real conversations with friends or family, may help.
applexj 13
That is like saying email is anti-social.
Tavon 1
Antisocial =/= asocial , learn the difference dummies.
perdix 31
#19, apparently, you are anti-social. Otherwise, you would have explained the difference to the "dummies." The OP's boyfriend should have called her "asocial." "Asocial" means not having a social life, while "anti-social" means that you dislike and reject the norms of society.
LittlestPrincess 21
at least 1 person knows the difference here. i dont think the op is antisocial, asocial maybe but antisocial? that goes way deeper and is a psychological thing just as being bipolar is. and before you guys thumb me down, i just got an A for this class at university.
LittlestPrincess 21
with the bipolar thing i meant a certain 'degree' of antisocial behaviour (not all of course!). and sorry #29! i didnt see your comment before i commented!
AaronGuy 12
Finally, somebody who actually knows the difference. I hate how people mix the two up. It also boggles me how the less common, more official psychological term came to be mistaken for a word that anyone with a basic understanding of the Latin routes of the English language would know is a perfectly fine word to describe somebody who does not socialize frequently or at all. Ugh, I wish that everybody was required to take a comprehension test on whatever language they speak before they were allowed on the internet.
SiriusBlack97 17
Well who are you??
Enslaved 38
Your simple comment reminds me of both, the opium smoking caterpillar from "Alice in Wonderland"-- Who R U??? And also The Who's, Who are you. . . Who-who, who-who? (:
Homer1975 14
you friend got you, come on
vindicated21 12
Don't you hate when that happens.
Enslaved 38
That just means your friend didn't save your number correctly in her phone. Now, if you told her who you were and she still has no clue who you are-- then your boyfriend might have a valid reason to call you that. :P
maddygirl820 10
Texting isn't the only form of social communication