Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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SupmyLover 8
You are anti-social and yet have a boyfriend? Please OP tell me how you achieved this so that I may finally achieve this as well!!
st333ph 12
Maybe she accidentally deleted your contact name? Restored her iPhone? Either way, FYL.
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Comments (109)
Kittycorn 17
Who needs friends when you have the internet ?
Seany_93 18
Lol kinda true to a point, but yet again going clubing isnt as good with out those good mates or girlfriends :S
summerbreeze888 10
I'm not antisocial. I just have a strong aversion to BS, drama and pretending. :)
Silent_Thrill 17
Funny how most people who say that are usually the ones who cause most of the problems and are right in the middle of the "drama". Just an observation.
cockneywormhole 16
Yeah, she probably deleted your number. Whether it was by accident or not, is a different story. FYL
Hakaan 10
I hate when people confuse antisocial personality disorder with simply not talking to people. If you're antisocial, it means you steal things, start fights, cause trouble, break the law, etc.
beehardxcore 26
Looks like you texted the wrong "friend"....
emimimi 8
Was she a good friend? Because that would really suck
onorexveritas 24
get out more then?
stargirl_95 24
You know, I find it funny how so many people say "just talk to people!" and "just stop being anti-social/ an introvert!" as if it's so easy. It may be easy for the extroverts out there to go up to people and have a conversation but it can be torturous for the introverts. I'm an introvert and I struggle so much to talk to people I don't know. I'll literally have awkward silences where I try to think of something, anything, to say and nothing comes to mind. I've tried very hard to be more talkative and outgoing but pretty much every attempt has ended in a painful, embarrassing awkward silence. I've just come to terms with the fact that I'm not an outgoing person and it frustrates me to no end when people make approaching and talking to strangers sound so easy when it really isn't for some people.
chippa 24
No... Just talk to people more. I am an introvert too and have been incredibly socially awkward my whole life and two things that boosted my confidence are: getting a job in customer service and hanging out in big groups of people almost every day (because of my boyfriend). I've been doing both for a year and half and though I am still awkward, there is a huge difference from before. I think you just don't realize that it's not an easy and quick process. It's hard, but not impossible! (I don't mean transforming yourself into an extrovert, I mean making yourself more comfortable in social situations.)
JayFoShizzle 4
What luck!
hateevryone 15
Maybe your friend got her number changed or she lost all her contacts in her phone. Don't feel bad, just get out more.