Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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SupmyLover 8
You are anti-social and yet have a boyfriend? Please OP tell me how you achieved this so that I may finally achieve this as well!!
st333ph 12
Maybe she accidentally deleted your contact name? Restored her iPhone? Either way, FYL.
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Comments (109)
DanielleinDC 34
And I assume your boyfriend has loads of friends who'll know who he is if he texts them?
vencku 13
With a lot of FMLs, I just feel that if this is what ***** your life up the most, you must be damned happy.
chrisp87 11
YDI, for being anti-social.
stargirl_95 24
Some people can't really help being anti-social because it's part of their personality. For example, I'm anti-social but not really by choice. I struggle to start and maintain conversations with people I don't know and I can't sit on my phone and talk to people for too long because after awhile I just switch off. Talking to people for too long drains me and there are times when I just don't have anything to say and people expect me to talk. Some times being anti-social is a personality thing and there's not much you can do about it because that's just who you are.
captainObviously 15
This is a terrible fml. Should have been moderated.
twinkiefeets 17
You can't be that anti-social, you have a boyfriend. He should be happy your giving all your attention to him.
sig4life 18
I believe a life is in order
TvTy 3
I have a friend the same way and when I had his number I would text him w/o a reply from him.When i got a new phone i ended up with his brothers number and his mom as a Facebook friend. But I still consider him a friend
GingerPanda94 6
(Apologies if anyone has previously said this, however) Even though you did not insert a post name, the Anon one is very fitting.
oomph_fml 25
I can see why you got upset, but it's not necessarily a bad thing unless you think it is. I'm extremely introvert among other things so I hardly ever go out and see friends, and though sometimes I feel frustrated with myself, I do realise that if someone were to call me up I wouldn't like that even if I were having a lonely day. If you're content with your social life, don't let his remarks bum you out. If you aren't happy with it, however, go out and change that instead of wallowing about it.
gman90210 18
Know exactly how you feel I am same way been this way since got back from iraq
Bucinka 5
One way to demonstrate that you are not antisocial would be to, um, y'know, TALK to people. That's where you go up to people in person and say hello, and they say hello back, and you carry on a conversation with your voices.