Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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SupmyLover 8
You are anti-social and yet have a boyfriend? Please OP tell me how you achieved this so that I may finally achieve this as well!!
st333ph 12
Maybe she accidentally deleted your contact name? Restored her iPhone? Either way, FYL.
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Comments (109)
banananread112 5
You can't be that anti social if you have a boyfriend.
saffy66 34
There's nothing inherently wrong with being antisocial and it doesn't mean you're friendless.
Gauzl 2
Texting someone to prove you're not anti social just shows how anti social you are.
JerZey_CJ 1
Tell him that you're not "Anti-Social", you're just "Asocial".
gman90210 18
At least you have friends
Rick_Astley_fml 14
Oh shit
GRgoldfish 19
it could have been worse. she could have texted "OMG I thought you were dead!" just sayen
untamable_mare 4
You've gotta stay in touch for this reason, if any. :)