Love: Ouch!

Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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Same thing different taste

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 531

By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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You deserved it 6 973

By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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You deserved it 12 160

By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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Sleep punching is a thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

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You deserved it 101

By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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You deserved it 805

By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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You deserved it 880

By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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Zenma 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 9:31

I smell win(d).

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 30 September 2009 9:35

What... the ****?

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trakus 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 21:38

This made me lol....not just saying that. I am in a computer lab and I actually laughed out loud a bit. How juvanile of me.

justjayit 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 22:44

It's been a while since an FML made me laugh. Nice one. XD

Youre_not_sorry7 2

Wednesday 30 September 2009 22:52

OMG wow def dont even go there....

spaaw 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:01

LMAO, 2fmls in 1.

Edenbeam 19

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:56

Your girlfriend is made of fail. @__@

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Thursday 1 October 2009 0:04

Lmao @81

usedusername 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:06

lolololololol yusss!!!! this made my day!!

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Thursday 1 October 2009 0:27

I literraly lol at this thanks for sharing

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Thursday 1 October 2009 0:30

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank you for getting iced tea all over my laptop screen hahaha this just made my day!

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Thursday 1 October 2009 0:45

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Ouch!

Same thing different taste

Love hurts

Sleep punching is a thing

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