Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
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Zenma 0
I smell win(d).
allmidnighteyes 11
What... the ****?
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Comments (158)
ManUpFucker 0
Oh man that sucks, at least she didn't shart as well.
Sappheyes 0
Thanks to this FML, I now know that prolonged laughing without breathing causes me to produce successive high pitched squeaks while my right eye scrunches up very tightly. I hope you two are still laughing about this one... it reminds me of a particular incident that I just may submit now.
Toxicity96 0
That's hilarious. xDDD
alyssa00 0
oh my goddd. thats hilarious! xD
david_silvalover 0
LOOOOL, omg hilarious :'''')
SiLvEr_070 5
ROFL MAJOR WIN XD
SiLvEr_070 5
LOL, WTF?! Is it even POSSIBLE to fart during sex??!!!! BHAHAHA
sillychilegirl 0
hahaha. I just about died laughing after I read that.
Leelee93 0
when She farts again. punch her in the face then pretend to be asleep :D
ghost010 6
^ hahaha win xD
zivlaks 0
dude , THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FML EVER