Depressing

By bymyself - 07/02/2011 02:05

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave, which flashes "Enjoy your meal" when it finishes cooking something. FML
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Doortje 29
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My microwave doesn't even say that :( Be happy you have a little buddy OP.

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banana_buddy 6
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smart microwave =)

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banana_buddy 6
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smart microwave =)

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iSitt 0

'open the microwave door, HAL.' 'I'm sorry, fatty. I can't do that.'

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marriiee_fml 0
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mine just says 'OPEN'. ....

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Frenchtony 17
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Mine doesn't say shit it just rings.

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babyyappld 7
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mine says "enjoy your meal" too :)

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rallets 22

same here #26, i need to get me one of these microwaves o_O

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Rawr1918 4
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Mine just says "End" :/ Lame

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rockyraccoon28 8

uhhhhmmm. mine says "beep beep beep". I guess they've come out with some pretty snazzy microwaves.

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randomaccess745 0
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rawr: your microwave is terrifying. it predicts the end of everything we know of every time you eat your hungry man.

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wisericky 12
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my microwave tells me to go die in a hole :'(

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hannah1203 2
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Dude, I want this microwave.

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The_Moustache 6

Mine just goes "Screw you!" until I open the door. I also installed voice.

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technochik3 12

lmao

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atomicJ 0

Ask the microwave a question!

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Doortje 29
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My microwave doesn't even say that :( Be happy you have a little buddy OP.

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cowboyy_fml 0

umm... wow....let's not have a big fat "feeling sorry for ourself" party..

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rororigo52 0
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Haha...sucks to be you...but still...i hope u have better days...:)...first

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limeyemilyy 0
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Fourth* and who cares??

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computergeek008 6
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that's an awesome microwave! I want one of those!

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atomicJ 0

you mean compliment? dyke

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_streets_ 19
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Why are you complaining op!? I wish my microwave did that!!

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chippa 24
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This would be more or an FML if that was the nicest thing said to you all week or all month. :/

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technochik3 12

more OR an Fml?

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CakeSlicer 0
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I love microwaves :3

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vodkaliciouz 4
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nice. did you say 'thank you'? haha.

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