By Michael978 - 29/04/2016 03:40

Today, I was teaching a friend to squat. While I was spotting him, he decided it would be a great idea to turn around. This wouldn't have been a problem, if he hadn't hit me in the face with the bar. FML
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Tripartita 44
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It's because of situations like this that I make a loud beeping sound each time I make sudden movements. It's not a choice or anything; it's a result of the slight brain damage I sustained when the bar hit me.

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captain_hero89 22
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You should've squatted ubder the bar. Get that leg day in and avoid getting hit

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Tripartita 44
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It's because of situations like this that I make a loud beeping sound each time I make sudden movements. It's not a choice or anything; it's a result of the slight brain damage I sustained when the bar hit me.

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captain_hero89 22
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You should've squatted ubder the bar. Get that leg day in and avoid getting hit

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Michael978 16

I forgot to leave out some info on accident. He had been standing up straight and was complaining about uneven weight (it was even) so I was slightly to the side of him. I don't know why he turned around but he did

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ExtremeEncounter 32

Unrelated to post, but does anyone else have a problem with Safari and the App Store opening every five fucking seconds while in FML?

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mhersh_59 8
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It's obnoxious

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ExtremeEncounter 32

Indeed, I can hardly use the app.

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ExtremeEncounter 32

The links are gone when going back to Safari, so the links can't be given.

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whysojealous 18
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At least now you can get that nose job you always wanted! :-D

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HoboMeth 33
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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interesting33 36
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When I first started reading this I thought they were talking about squatting to poo

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thunderniron 22

Ummmmmm, if you're spotting him, why would you be in a squat position as well? You can't grab the weight if he's in trouble if you're squatted. For that you got a deserve it.

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Michael978 16

Where in the FML did it say I was in the squat position? I was shorter than him and he was standing up straight when he turned around.

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laden_swallow09 34
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So… who spots the spotters?

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J352SAURUS 30
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We've had a fair few FMLs lately about the weight lifters being screwed over by the spotters, and now it's the other way around!

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that_guy31 12
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what about the rack?? it shouldn't have hit you in the face unless you were squatting on platform which is never a good idea

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Michael978 16

I don't know about most racks but our school uses ones where you pick it up and can take a few steps back while keeping the safety bars under you. Usually we don't worry about spotting squatters but he was new at it so our coach insisted.

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Michael978 16

I guess I accidentally left out the fact he was complaining about the weight being unbalanced so I had been slightly to the side checking the weight. Sorry for leaving that out.

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