By thundermoo - 27/05/2016 16:13 - United States - Decatur

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Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've been single and celibate since I moved back home 11 months ago. He doesn't realize this and keeps asking about "missing" batteries. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 461
You deserved it 4 462

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OP here, I don't buy my own because I don't have a job. I'm a full time college student and I provide at-home care for my father, who can barely walk due to peripheral vascular disease.

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Why aren't you buying your own batteries? If you want things to be discrete then you have to take the first step in making it that way. Also, try re-chargeable batteries if it's really that big of a problem.

Buy some batteries so he won't catch on.

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Buy some batteries so he won't catch on.

So replace the batteries then, and he won't ask. Sorry Op, but you deserved this one.

I have to agree, if you're taking batteries out of other things in the house to get your vibe on, not only do you have a problem, but you also deserve the comments. Maybe he's not so clueless and wants you to pay for your own orgasm.

He's just not catching your vibe...

that's some shakey shit man

You got me good, #3. ?

Just tell him "You see, when a girl and a battery operated boy fall in love..."

There are no babies involved.

Missus just bought a new one of those vibrating weenies at one of those slutty Tupperware dildo parties events. has a usb charger. Perhaps you can find a similar event near you.

Lol, slutty Tupperware dildo parties. That was classic.

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You can also buy ones with mains chargers or that are actually powered by the mains. They're apparently much more powerful.

Nah, 24. Two-stroke gas power is the way to go!

Nah, gotta go with the Hemi.

And probably way louder

Why aren't you buying your own batteries? If you want things to be discrete then you have to take the first step in making it that way. Also, try re-chargeable batteries if it's really that big of a problem.

Agreed, she should buy her own batteries to be discreet, Bad idea to buy rechargeable batteries though as it can shorten the life of the product, not good for sex tpys.

13, really? I hadn't heard that! It's all I use... time to make a change, lol.

I agree. Not to mention, they make chargeable toys- no batteries involved & they typically are nice enough to last a long time without breaking.

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#10: It means "not gettin' any" - but OP didn't state whether that's voluntary or involuntary.... :-(

It would be my guess that it is not by choice. Otherwise I would assume she would use the word abstinent.

Lots of people use celibate as absinant. Also I used to use up batteries a lot, too. And my mom knew why lol...

like you? I'd rather only use vibratory for the rest of my life.

That's funny! Oh wait, was that a joke?

Sounds like it's time to switch to rechargeable batteries.

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You really don't understand what's going on.

You're right he doesn't know but he does know that OP is using celibate wrong.