By thundermoo - United States - Decatur Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've been single and celibate since I moved back home 11 months ago. He doesn't realize this and keeps asking about "missing" batteries. FML I agree, your life sucks 14457 You deserved it 4458 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share thundermoo tells us more : OP here, I don't buy my own because I don't have a job. I'm a full time college student and I provide at-home care for my father, who can barely walk due to peripheral vascular disease.