Sex and Intimacy: Nutella then?

Nutella then?

By meeee - 21/03/2013 10:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a serious argument and he stormed out of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML

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Thursday 21 March 2013 16:18

Would she prefer whipped cream and nuts?

perdix 29

Thursday 21 March 2013 16:25

What's wrong with you? Chocolate syrup is so great, I'll bet a lot of dudes who aren't even gay would lick it off. Not me, I'm on a diet.

Comments

parkwaydrive7 9

Friday 22 March 2013 5:10

Lol oh god, that's an image I didn't want

freshko21 6

Friday 22 March 2013 5:39

I'd be mad af too Op. Take care of your man!

Joe9024 20

Friday 22 March 2013 7:18

That's some nasty shit 74

Omniprism 14

Friday 22 March 2013 17:06

Why not?

Cut3yPi3 7

Friday 22 March 2013 22:33

Mmmm, chocolate and cream. Lol

Mauskau 35

Saturday 23 March 2013 1:49

I read this as "dad" at first and was very very confused. I need to pay more attention :x

ohhitsher 5

Saturday 23 March 2013 5:27

-.- are you serious.

ZombieKitteh 8

Saturday 23 March 2013 9:18

You refused to do that? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Why on earth? why????

wanderingshopper 13

Sunday 24 March 2013 21:34

Geez you can't play with your boyfriend??

SteezySon 3

Friday 29 March 2013 8:25

Show some Easter spirit!! ;)

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