FML : Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He...

Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML

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You deserved it

By ninja breakup? - / Thursday 11 October 2018 14:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7702427 - Monday 1 October 2018 17:08

So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.

By skippydoda | 30

#7707245 - Thursday 11 October 2018 14:02

You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7702427 - Monday 1 October 2018 17:08

So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.

By skippydoda | 30

#7707245 - Thursday 11 October 2018 14:02

You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.

By TumblrweedPasses | 11

#7707263 - Thursday 11 October 2018 14:19

Probably for the breast- er i mean best

By CrazedSanity | 17

#7707277 - Thursday 11 October 2018 14:55

Good riddance.

By jkjorn | 13

#7707291 - Thursday 11 October 2018 15:32

You couldn't have seen that coming- him being a ninja and all.

By Howard Davidson III | 11

#7707299 - Thursday 11 October 2018 15:58

He was aiming to break your heart.

By blahblabbity | 19

#7707359 - Thursday 11 October 2018 19:26

that’s what happens when you date a ten year old

By Marta Perlicka | 13

#7707519 - Friday 12 October 2018 1:59

He knows how to break up in style.

By Takegami | 21

#7707591 - Friday 12 October 2018 7:58

This is legendary

By oceanDiamond | 2

#7707749 - Friday 12 October 2018 14:10

ew wat a little boy!

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