Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.
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skippydoda
| 32
You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.
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skippydoda
| 32
You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.
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TumblrweedPasses
| 11
Probably for the breast- er i mean best
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CrazedSanity
| 17
Good riddance.
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jkjorn
| 14
You couldn't have seen that coming- him being a ninja and all.
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Howard Davidson III
| 11
He was aiming to break your heart.
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blahblabbity
| 19
that’s what happens when you date a ten year old
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Marta Perlicka
| 13
He knows how to break up in style.
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Takegami
| 22
This is legendary
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oceanDiamond
| 2
ew wat a little boy!