Love: Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit....

By ninja breakup? - 11/10/2018 14:00

Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 1 October 2018 17:08

So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.

skippydoda 32

Thursday 11 October 2018 14:02

You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 1 October 2018 17:08

So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.

skippydoda 32

Thursday 11 October 2018 14:02

You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Thursday 11 October 2018 14:19

Probably for the breast- er i mean best

CrazedSanity 17

Thursday 11 October 2018 14:55

Good riddance.

jkjorn 16

Thursday 11 October 2018 15:32

You couldn't have seen that coming- him being a ninja and all.

Howard Davidson III 11

Thursday 11 October 2018 15:58

He was aiming to break your heart.

blahblabbity 19

Thursday 11 October 2018 19:26

that’s what happens when you date a ten year old

Marta Perlicka 13

Friday 12 October 2018 1:59

He knows how to break up in style.

Takegami 22

Friday 12 October 2018 7:58

This is legendary

oceanDiamond 2

Friday 12 October 2018 14:10

ew wat a little boy!

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