By ninja breakup? - 11/10/2018 14:00

Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33
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So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.

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skippydoda 32
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You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.

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skippydoda 32
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You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.

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TumblrweedPasses 11
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Probably for the breast- er i mean best

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CrazedSanity 17
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Good riddance.

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jkjorn 15
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You couldn't have seen that coming- him being a ninja and all.

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Howard Davidson III 11

He was aiming to break your heart.

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blahblabbity 19
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that’s what happens when you date a ten year old

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Marta Perlicka 13
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He knows how to break up in style.

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Takegami 22
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This is legendary

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oceanDiamond 2
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ew wat a little boy!

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