By ninja breakup? - 11/10/2018 14:00

Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 604
You deserved it 347

Same thing different taste

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So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.

You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.

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So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.

You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.

You couldn't have seen that coming- him being a ninja and all.

Howard Davidson III 11

He was aiming to break your heart.

that’s what happens when you date a ten year old