Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35
So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.
skippydoda 32
You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.
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Comments (20)
BurnInDemonFire 35
So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.
skippydoda 32
You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Probably for the breast- er i mean best
CrazedSanity 17
Good riddance.
jkjorn 16
You couldn't have seen that coming- him being a ninja and all.
Howard Davidson III 11
He was aiming to break your heart.
blahblabbity 19
that’s what happens when you date a ten year old
Marta Perlicka 13
He knows how to break up in style.
Takegami 22
This is legendary
oceanDiamond 2
ew wat a little boy!