Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing for 5 months over. We got some chicken nuggets, but didn’t eat because he stripped my clothes off and we started having sex. Out of nowhere, he said, "I can’t do this!" and left. He took the chicken nuggets with him. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He was funny, laidback, and handsome. We had an amazing time but I declined to go back to his house, not wanting to rush things. He said he understood and respected my choice. Later online he bragged about “banging some cheap slut for the price of a meal.” FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, starting to get intimate with him, when one of his friends walked into the room, grabbed my leg, and pulled me onto the floor. His reason? He was hungry and wanted to go to McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, the guy I’ve been seeing ghosted me. I called, and he answered on the fourth call. He said, “Listen, you’re too fat for me and you eat like a slob everytime we go out to eat. Try getting a salad instead of chicken wings and onion rings, and maybe you’ll keep a man. Do it for your health too.” and hung up. FML
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Top comments
GMSP 18
That's just not right, nobody deserves to be teased with nuggets only to have them taken away.
Sinshine 28
Guess he chickened out.
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Comments (27)
Earl_KarmasBitch 34
He wasn't loving it.
Charlie Given 26
Captain she can't take anymore I need those NUGGETS!!!
wanted_2_want 40
He succumbed to the bigger temptation.
Lobby_Bee 17
How bad was the sex?
RichardPencil 30
I’ll bet that when he was in you, he was reminded that his nuggets were getting cold.
openawhole00 6
is this before or after your "water" leaked on the seat of his uber car?
Nadine 21
This is my favorite FML ever.
Kate Amanda 2
I mean it's possible he just couldn't get it up it's not that rare and prob took the nuggets to feel better about the weird situation
freeprk 3
I’m soo so sorry .... I can’t believe he took your chicken nuggets
chris_lillo 15
Not finishing in sex is one thing but taking away the nuggets?! What a monster