Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
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steffi90 13
maybe you should ask her if you can take the next photos...best of both worlds then :)
graceinsheepwear 34
So fix it up. Then send it back to her and she'll have a professionally corrected pic to send to somebody else.
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Comments (103)
steffi90 13
maybe you should ask her if you can take the next photos...best of both worlds then :)
then000bster 16
What if she is purposely using a grainy picture to hide things that'd show up on a hi-res picture?
TheCaramelKing 11
What if she used it because she knew he was a photographer and wanted to piss him off?
jw90 18
What if she purposely did it cuz she wants to see how he can edit it to make it look decent?
Gingerette 8
What if she was testing him for ocd?
assassinbanana0 20
what if she used it because her phone takes grainy pictures??
EastCoastElite 4
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!! lol
micha090 21
Hey you must be really passionate about photograhy. If you are looking at a nude pic of your gf's and still thinking about the nuances of photography, some focus you have got OP.
alshygirl 14
But maybe when you're done thinking about those things you can just notice the good part about the pic? I personally don't send those types of pictures to someone I'm not in a relationship with but to each his or her own
graceinsheepwear 34
So fix it up. Then send it back to her and she'll have a professionally corrected pic to send to somebody else.
calilovesneb 12
Somebody else who won't critique it.
Tthug 34
You can't just take a shitty photo and make it great. Yeah you can photoshop the hell out of it, but if the starting product isn't decent, anyone with half a brain is gonna be able to tell that it got a photoshop makeover.
geekpower_fml 28
Sorry, but that's really not how photography works.
Sansa_fml 38
83, thank you. Needed to see that comment. It takes a lot more than photoshop to have a good photo.
Cocainee 6
A picture is still a picture OP
skitzymew 19
Not to a photographer. It's almost like a grammer nazi seeing something speld ot lyke d1sz.
ShadowNinja445 12
Im not a Grammar Nazi, but that comment made me cringe
Ghalya_Dh 14
LOL
mFUNdo21 17
leik fi uz crie evri tym
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well see the plus side, if she sent nude pictures to someone she is not involved with, chances are it's not going to be hard to get her in bed... Now depends if you're looking for a sex buddy or a girlfriend...
buckdharma 38
Making an enlargement in the darkroom?
htownpostman 16
You get a naked pic and all you think about is photoshop? Kinda sad..
ghil15 8
and kinda gay? maybe...
perdix 31
#22, straight men don't automatically love all females' female anatomy. I read this story as suggesting that the anatomy on display was not attractive enough to distract from the other flaws of the photo. Nudes are difficult pics -- that's why you don't see too many normal people in ****.
corporatescoundr 25
Not really. As a photographer myself I completely understand. The tiniest things can make a 'sexy' picture horrible.
the1empress 4
I agree lol
jerryj 27
If you're still not turned on after touching up her photo, I highly recommend photoshopping her torso onto other animals and objects. It worked for me, as I discovered that I'm really into centaurs!
UnrulyBehavior 8
Wait ...what?
JtPv 14
Someone finally understands me :^)
arturo_s 10
You need to sort out your priorities
carecow 16
Bit of a work injury to say the least.