Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, my neighbor - whose first words to me when I moved onto the block were "I don't like your face" - called the cops and claimed I'd been exposing myself in public. His lowlife buddy backed him up on his lie. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up in deep trouble thanks to them. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
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hannahgreely 14
thank god you broke up with her though, imagine having him as a father in law!
Demixie 14
If you don't actually own a gun and can prove it(i.e Allowing the police to search your possessions), threaten to file misconduct and also report the false call.
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Comments (81)
Axel5238 29
Neighbors can be crazy, but this seems a bit hard to believe that the OP didn't do something. They didn't say the didn't do it just that there was no proof found. Odd way to phrase it. Did OP ever threaten the daughter in a fashion joking or otherwise you might have taken it seriously?
rawr_monster_ 15
Oh wow. Sounds like a crazy family
Nuclear101 4
Sue him for wrongful conviction.
0h_Boy 26
Or just, you know, never date your neighbor's daughter?
LunarServant 10
Whelp, off to the courtroom!
buckysam 7
I'd say defiantly sue him and the cops. Sue him for false accusation and sue the cops for false arrest.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
How old are you, how old is he, and how old is his daughter? If you're closer to his age than hers, YDI. If not, FYL.
NotARealThing 4
Hate to join the idiot crowd here of overly litigious people, but I would probably sue him at that point. You don't get someone hauled off to the police station on falsified claims of assault as that could go on your record and cause you to have trouble finding a job. If you don't even own, nor have you ever bought a gun, the case is open and shut. That will teach him a lesson so he doesn't pull another stunt like this on the next guy who dumps his daughter...or parks in his parking space, or whatever sets him off next.
Khali_May 10
Well at least you were only mildly inconvenienced and not murdered by the police based on a false claim. #RIPJohnCrawfordIII
syed121417 22
Obviously you can't be indeited for that because there is no proof. While you can be questioned, just an accusation can't be probable cause or else people can be arrested with zero evidence, in which case there would be no grand jury or court system.