FML : Today, I was working in bed when my boyfriend stumbled in, drunk as hell. He got on top of me saying he wanted sex. After a moment, he paused and said,...

Today, I was working in bed when my boyfriend stumbled in, drunk as hell. He got on top of me saying he wanted sex. After a moment, he paused and said, “Sorry, I thought you were Stephen.” I’m a girl. Stephen is my father. FML

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You deserved it

By thishasbeenaverytellingnight - / Sunday 8 October 2017 16:00 /

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By Tripartita | 44

#7550131 - Sunday 8 October 2017 16:17

Relax, OP! Stephen is a very common name, so you’re probably being cheated on with somebody else.

By ragnarok1540 | 37

#7550129 - Sunday 8 October 2017 16:11

You can't really blame him. Stephen is one sexy DILF!

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By ragnarok1540 | 37

#7550129 - Sunday 8 October 2017 16:11

You can't really blame him. Stephen is one sexy DILF!

By Tripartita | 44

#7550131 - Sunday 8 October 2017 16:17

Relax, OP! Stephen is a very common name, so you’re probably being cheated on with somebody else.

By exileonmainst | 15

#7550139 - Sunday 8 October 2017 16:59

He could've been talking about Stephen Colbert, god knows that I have a man crush on him. Then again, your dad is pretty groovy too..

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7550147 - Sunday 8 October 2017 17:37

He could be referring to Stephanie. Beware.

By BanjoCheeseGuy | 26

#7550176 - Sunday 8 October 2017 19:35

Damn, your father must be a King in bed!

Glowworm56 | 25

#7550195 - Sunday 8 October 2017 20:36

Okay, this comment made me laugh really hard.

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7550186 - Sunday 8 October 2017 20:08

Omg call shameless that's an episode

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