By thishasbeenaverytellingnight - 08/10/2017 16:00

Today, I was working in bed when my boyfriend stumbled in, drunk as hell. He got on top of me saying he wanted sex. After a moment, he paused and said, “Sorry, I thought you were Stephen.” I’m a girl. Stephen is my father. FML
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Relax, OP! Stephen is a very common name, so you’re probably being cheated on with somebody else.

You can't really blame him. Stephen is one sexy DILF!

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You can't really blame him. Stephen is one sexy DILF!

Relax, OP! Stephen is a very common name, so you’re probably being cheated on with somebody else.

He could've been talking about Stephen Colbert, god knows that I have a man crush on him. Then again, your dad is pretty groovy too..

He could be referring to Stephanie. Beware.

Damn, your father must be a King in bed!

Okay, this comment made me laugh really hard.

Omg call shameless that's an episode