Today, I was working in bed when my boyfriend stumbled in, drunk as hell. He got on top of me saying he wanted sex. After a moment, he paused and said, “Sorry, I thought you were Stephen.” I’m a girl. Stephen is my father. FML
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Tripartita
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Relax, OP! Stephen is a very common name, so you’re probably being cheated on with somebody else.
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ragnarok1540
| 39
You can't really blame him. Stephen is one sexy DILF!
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ragnarok1540
| 39
You can't really blame him. Stephen is one sexy DILF!
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Tripartita
| 44
Relax, OP! Stephen is a very common name, so you’re probably being cheated on with somebody else.
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exileonmainst
| 16
He could've been talking about Stephen Colbert, god knows that I have a man crush on him. Then again, your dad is pretty groovy too..
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
He could be referring to Stephanie. Beware.
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BanjoCheeseGuy
| 26
Damn, your father must be a King in bed!
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Glowworm56
| 25
Okay, this comment made me laugh really hard.
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
Omg call shameless that's an episode