Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
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sgtgrim570 0
wet pussy fail
MermaidSongXOXO 6
It thought your balls were a toy. It's a common mistake, really.
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Comments (255)
lets_be_ian 5
I am just surprised we haven't seen any Russian reversal jokes about "schlongs" scratching cats yet.... folks are just slow today I suppose.
vballgirl512 0
Hahahahha that's what I'm waiting for!
paper_tigers 0
how do you manage to train a cat to use a toilet?
GermanySucks 0
HAHAHAHHA that's freakin' hilarious! One question though...how short are you so the cat could scratch you there?
ashh0123 0
this is the hardest i've ever laughed at an FML hahahhaahahahhha a traumatized cat?? hilariouuus haahahahahahahaha
Tigergini19 0
LOL usually my cat starts purring and stares at me with his head sideways till im done...
bshatzer42 2
you wanna know how I know your gay, your a guy that lets his cat follow him into the bathroom and lets it watch him piss
cj91 0
just one example of why dogs are better then cats. dogs don't fall in toilets.
shannon2348 14
how could she fall into the bowl if you were sitting on it?