Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
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sgtgrim570 0
wet pussy fail
MermaidSongXOXO 6
It thought your balls were a toy. It's a common mistake, really.
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teuffelhunde 1
well i guess it was the only thing the cat could grab onto......
Soulathyia 0
I'll be suprised if I'm not banned for this comment because i've been nodded for every other and the next I'll be banned. lol anyways...That sucks op. You're cat may never trust you agian and have fun explaining this to ur gf if u have one.
meroxusux 0
Now to make sure your cat doesn't attack it again firmly grab it and hit your cat in the forhead with it several times telling it NO.
zydr8 0
The visual for this made me laugh harder than the original post!
mdisante93 0
oh gosh, i can picture my cat doing that to me exactly. :nightmares:
vballgirl512 0
this whole commenting thing is getting really annoying!!!
zydr8 0
Then quit commenting.
gregsdaman 0
u just commented retard...I feel sorry for ur parents bc u r dumb as ****! but kinda pretty tho :)
zydr8 0
gregsdaman: I thought people as retarded as you died by age five. Congrats on beating the odds. Is that how you always come onto girls? How does that work for you? Has it ever worked? Well it will NEVER work for me. I wouldn't touch you if my life depended on it. As for the comment it was vague, at best, I was going for sarcasm, pointing out that they are posting about posting being annoying, obviously it was lost on you. I'd explain it to you further, but I am fresh out of Crayons.
expen_dable 0
someone's starting their period
zydr8 0
Not really I just get annoyed by immature boys.
MyNameIsJet 0
sucks
thatoneGeo 0
**** the mods!
zydr8 0
I don't think you're their type, I'm pretty sure they would prefer someone with an IQ higher than their shoe size.
ericownz101 0
ouch zydr, thats harsh is it that time of the month for u? cuz in all these comments u've been a dick sucking thunder ****
zydr8 0
They're saying "**** the mods" I think the mods do a great job. Plus if they had a few more brain cells they could put together something more creative to say.
maloneybabe13 0
that is hilarious!!
al1243 0
ouch
emmy9999 0
hahaha
akkimber 0
someone a lil pissy today? you seem upset