Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
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Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
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Authoress14 15
So you're still friends with her why?
PattonGilette2 18
lll
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Comments (134)
amisenho 11
It sounds like her life is so pitiful that she has to resort to saying things like this on a social media website just to get a rise or attention out of someone; it's obvious that no one pays attention to her already if she has to pull that crap. Then, when she makes fun of the people that have enough empathy to fall into her trap, it shows what even less of a life she has. There's a difference between trolling and being a low-life douche; sadly, she falls into the latter category. This is another case of self-entitled brats causing trouble using a trump card of a subject matter that they know absolutely nothing about or have never experienced first-hand simply because they know they can get away with it and will possibly be rewarded with attention, whether positive or negative. There has to be a factory somewhere that's producing these sociopaths and giving them internet access; every day, I see more of them popping out of the woodwork and suffering virtually no consequence for their blatant stupidity.
worldclassrager 39
Block her status updates...
noelleflores97 12
Suicide is NOT a joking subject. She should be ashamed of herself, and I hope someone told her so
sonictardis 8
I commend you for doing what you did. shame on her for implying suicide. I abhor when people joke about suicide (and the kill yourself meme) because I lost a cousin suicide 6 months ago. You deserve an award.
honeymoonroyale 20
Well someone wants attention.
skipper2009 18
One of two things happened 1) you mistook her status 2) she's an attention seeking *****.
Tepidteal 1
If she can post that kind of status for attention, nuh uh.
meirginsburg18 10
Better safe than sorry
doglover100 28
I hate idiots like that who say they are going to kill themselves for attention or as a joke.
rifletwirler92 15
Says the person who is such a loser they have to resort to posting attention whoring statuses on facebook. You did the right thing OP, if there's a next time have the police check up on her. A few days in psych will ensure she doesn't pull the same shit again.