Miscellaneous: Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted...

By mcore - 24/07/2015 23:20 - United States - Akron

Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted to play Twister, and I said no because I thought it would be weird. What was his response? "C'mon. You can leave if it gets sexual". FML

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mcore 19

Sunday 26 July 2015 0:49

To explain a little bit more, I've known my neighbor for almost 10 years. We were best friends growing up, and are still really good friends today. I'm pretty sure he was joking when he said it, but it was still weird and out of the blue. And for the person who asked, no, I definitely did not play.

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eliiteXXXninja 21

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:03

That escalated quickly

JaffaMC 13

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:06

How'd you twist yourself into that situation?

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eliiteXXXninja 21

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:03

That escalated quickly

JaffaMC 13

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:06

How'd you twist yourself into that situation?

Liamj774 36

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:06

Just leave. Who plays twister anymore?

fakedsincerity 32

Saturday 25 July 2015 21:49

Uh, fun people!

burristhethird 16

Saturday 25 July 2015 23:41

Me. It is the easiest way to eat ass like groceries

ScarredVox92 16

Sunday 26 July 2015 10:47

Well then. that escalated quickly.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:09

Storm out!

devildog562 33

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:09

Doesn't twister always end sexual with adults ?

MrSassypants 32

Saturday 25 July 2015 22:31

Mostly in romantic comedies and ****, yeah.

Hunkapoo 19

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:09

I love how he said "if" it gets sexual. it sounds like he might have had other intentions than just playing the game...

pleasedie 22

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:10

He sure is a smooth guy

ididntdoitiswear 14

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:16

At least he didn't say when.

Wolfipoo 31

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:18

He knows what he wants, but if you don't want it, then leave anyway, he's trying to force you to do something you don't wanna do.

Biglongsigh 26

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:19

Did you play?

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