Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML
Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML
Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML
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hotdogcore 9
Your mother is a complete, and utter moron.
ididntdoit1980 8
Times like this you pray that you're adopted and not born from her genes.
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Comments (87)
rattusrattus 19
Yeah, she's about 6 million years and a mass extinction too late for that...
L1LK3V13 0
Maybe there's a bright side to your mom having the mental capacity of a cork.
Nudi_fml 13
Her being unable to conceive and needing to adopted, as the daughter doesn't seem to be as stupid. Praise all that is good and holy for that!
Birdie_Sage 0
Damn those exhibits! We learn nothing from them anyways...
suncifir 6
Shes not crazy, shes just not too bright
bogart20 13
Wtf a fake bone exhibit?! She signed up for jerassic ****** park!
babygirl83150 8
Whoops!
jackeechan 10
In this situation you Say" mom, i lovr you. But you are retarded!"
bestiebabes_jes 0
Haha oh I would hug my mum and say it's ok your a "special princess" XD
robberry 11
It's a shame you don't understand humor.
immaMonsta 8
Please tell me she was kidding...