Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML
Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML
Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
hotdogcore 9
Your mother is a complete, and utter moron.
ididntdoit1980 8
Times like this you pray that you're adopted and not born from her genes.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (87)
Silhouette22 4
is ur mum blond
cheesiestcake 1
Mum?
omarecer 3
Is your last name Pallin and in Sarah Pallin?
Brandonep 13
I believe you mean "as in", not "and in". One should not trash others if they themselves are unable to even form a cohesive sentence.
Zoe_Malik435 1
Add: she didn't realize why I was laughing, and it's a MLIA story
DMIN11 4
what!!! dinosaurs don't exist? Haha
wrxdave 7
Like there were when she was a girl...
Isa_fml 20
A+
CameleonNL 4
she must have thought jurassic park was a documentary
bl0ndem0mentsx2 2
oh boy. honestly I think the ppl commenting on fmls are dumber than the ppl posting them. the mother was simply saying she wasnt impressed because he dinos were made of rubber and plastic. she was hoping to see real fossils instead of fake plastic. saying real live dinosaurs was just a way of saying it, and obviously confused to many ppl than it should have.
Malimali1321 0
148 it's really sad when someone has to obtain a sense of pride by correcting other people's TYPOs
johngaltmovement 8
Woooow. That nut stink