I would venture to say that most human beings aren't turned on by most bodily fluids..

you haven't been watching ****, have you? also, why are the comments on fml so one dimensional? "sorry OP" "Better luck next time OP" "you mean ex right?!" it's like everyone is afraid of saying what is in their mind or telling a joke or sh!t.

That's.... gross.

Good catch #26, that's cause no one wants to cross the Hello Kitty gang, who downvote everything that's not OTT compassionate and respectful. Bastards.

@26, If you make a joke that may be construed as slightly mean or harsh, you get an immediate downvote. OP, just laugh it off. You should never see him again.

@26 @58 - I try to make all my comments meaningful, but most of my jokes are just too dry or offensive. I get buried a lot. :)

Maybe he wanted some MILF and cookies. That's all(;

@18, keyword: most

maybe he really liked yor milky ways OP, don'be shy

My thoughts exactly! I had the same theory but never thought of calling the the hello kitty gang. Honestly no one goes on Fml to feel pity and compassion for first world problems. They go on to laugh their a$$es off and feel better about their own lives.

I'm sorry if this is a stupid question, but what's a "Hello Kitty Gang"?

Speak for yourself buddy.

#58, that sounded like she should avoid him purposely lol

I feel like him "checking her out" was him looking down at the stains and back up

Maybe he's turned on by minivans and soccer practice too

I bet she's a MILF

I think the real question here is what color shirt was she wearing? That can totally change what had went down.

Just because she has a kid doesn't mean she is in a relationship. She could very well be a single mom.

you're*

He said you're... There was no correction needed.

....when YOU'RE in a relationship. I know what I'm talking about.

How do we know the OP is not one of those crazy ladies that still nurse their kid in their tweens, "Game of Throne" style?

I definitely don't! Lol but I do love the GOT reference!

I wrote this before I scrolled down and saw your reply. Congrats on your baby. (:

Thanks! She's my dragon baby!

riiiiight, she should really cast her eyes downward in the presence of a male

My youngest is a wee dragon plus she's an Aquarius! She is basically a hippy chick with attitude, perfection! congrats on your baby!!

Weird how my first comment was thumbed down but my second comment wasn't. alrighty then.

Some kinda dumb.

nope

It's apparently a new supplement for serious body builders.

breast milk does have a lot of different uses. if your into it

HEY! 27 REMEMBERS THAT FML!

And 63 remembers the follow up to that FML! My eyes are still bleeding from the caps lock abuse!

MILF takes huge package from delivery man [HD]

Rofl!!