Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML
Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML
Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML
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hotdogcore 9
Your mother is a complete, and utter moron.
ididntdoit1980 8
Times like this you pray that you're adopted and not born from her genes.
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Comments (87)
JustHayden 5
She obviously ment real dinosaur bones, I really don't understand how bad FMLs like this get accepted
erinluvsu 1
Wooowww. Did she not go to school!? Cuz im pretty sure we learned that dinasours are ancient history thousands of years ago. And we learned that in like 1rst grade. Hahaa not to bag on your mom or anything but shes craayy.
tj4234 36
millions of years ago more like.
xNiiiiiCKx 4
everyone thats saying "she probably meant bones" is stupid. The OP clearly said she thought there would be "real LIVE dinosaurs" you're all just as bad as the OP's mama
neander 8
Hopefully your Dad is the smart one.
SoMuchSnailGame 3
Ydi because you said mum
gottageek 17
I get disappointed too :/ hopefully it was at least animatronic so the deceit would come full circle.
wfshelbs 1
Your mom must be really old....
kriz_allizwell 6
dinosaurs still exist....they have lived alongside man in ancient times...theres refernces in the bible, bhagavad gita, etc. google ' ica stones'...call me a conspiracy buff but the africans still say theres a creature mokele mbembe...which resembles an apatosaurus...cowboys in Tombstone,Arizona have reported pterodactyl like ' thunderbirds' sightings and have even shot at them...and of course nessie and champ sightings...for more - http://m.zimbio.com/TheConspiracyZone/articles/22/THERE+LIVING+DINOSAURS+STILL+ROAMING+EARTH Before you say something like "cool story, bro" , ill say in my defense that im just trying to keep an open mind, is all....
Plaasmaa 4
Cool story bro, you're a dumbass.
coltenvince12 2
At least she didnt tell you about how the dinosaurs were free and roamed around when she was a kid
bubo_fml 11
Does she also think that "The Flintstone's" cartoon is reality T.V.?