Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
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Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
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nycwrestler 17
Sounds like he might have a "little problem" down there.
inthedopeshow 17
What would Tom Hanks be doing in her undies?
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WelcomeToAndale 13
Why is everyone acting like its the weirdest thing in the world that the boyfriend didn't wanna have sex? Nowhere in the FML did it indicate that for any of those 8 months that the boyfriend was begging her for sex, he could not have been ready himself. Not all boys are sex-crazed maniacs, y'know.
YepThatsMeee 23
Of course it's ok if the boyfriend didn't want sex. But he should have told her how he felt, rather than letting her lie there thinking maybe there was something wrong with her.
Tuffay 14
He blew his load, and was too embarrassed to tell you! IMO
kyle_27 6
Hahahahaha sorry but this is funny, iv said that before to a girl...she left my house pissed!!
Thpwns 5
You should do it the right way and wait til marriage anyways
Twisted_Angel 17
okay, first... where does it say it was his first time too? op, you and your boy need to sit down and talk. something isn't adding up here...
EvilUndead 9
Perhaps he's depressed or there's trouble in his family. Or something similar. You might want to talk about it with him.
Here4theshow 17
... Did you shave?
superdom 12
He's scared or he's not ready or it's something else is he a virgin sex can be very scary
benmec 18
Maybe he desires a penis?
Barriaultcory 16
Maybe you need to shave?