By Bella - United States - Sanford
Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
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  cloud1138  |  10

If your boyfriend is gonna pull that then try acting like Bella it's not that hard and believe me if he doesn't stop acting like Edward than he seriously isn't worth your time

By  tj5810  |  21

So are you team Jacob?

  tj5810  |  21

Thumb me down all you want but clearly OP makes it seem like she's not team Edward... I'm just stating the obvious here.

By  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

Still a better love story than... Oh wait.

  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

Have a heart you guys, this could happen to anyone! It's technology that's to blame here. We need to rise against these evil electrobotic computers before they destroy us all...

  EsOSiQueEs  |  14

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn. Then there's the Short Second Life Of Bree Tanner (the spin off) and of course the 5 movies. No there's not gonna be another book Meyers announced that a year or so ago.

  hannaaaahr  |  33

Twilight might be incredibly crappy and OP's bf might not even like it, but despite the fact that I hate Twilight myself, I do think its quite funny, I mean, its quite a weird scenario to be in

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Honestly Twilight isn't that bad if you read the books. One of my ex's made me read the first one and I willingly read the rest. It's the movies and the little preteen fans that ruin it.

  daizttgg  |  9

Awww but ur a deer. Shouldn't u be getting hit? Lol Jk, I would like to see him stop a bus at Three mph, then watch him struggle as it pushes him XD