Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
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Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
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nycwrestler 17
Sounds like he might have a "little problem" down there.
inthedopeshow 17
What would Tom Hanks be doing in her undies?
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Comments (142)
Myo_fml 20
Is anyone else wondering if op is male? That would make a bit of sense if it was a same sex relationship but one isn't so sure now after seeing a penis up close and personal.
ambowew 7
Well, he certainly didn't beat around the bush.
DjeePee 24
Eh your stupid gross lol
akiahara 14
I'm convinced these types of posts are by virginal teenagers, because no one waits that long. Insanely religious excepted. And if they do, they're not going to let a little thing like performance anxiety get in the way.
soopafreak 11
Don't worry honey, as soon as he hits puberty you'll be fine. Girls mature sooner then guys, so just because you are ready at 12, he might not be.
TwoOneFive 11
Guess he don't like beavers
thatescalated 3
Gay
soxrule 3
Give the dude a handy to start him off. Handy's solve every problem on earth...
GiveMeLove_fml 6
You should speak to him about it, he may not have been ready yet.. It's all about communication! Good luck, OP.
Xotoolyxo 16
Boost his ego a little then try to make a move again