Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
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Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
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nycwrestler 17
Sounds like he might have a "little problem" down there.
inthedopeshow 17
What would Tom Hanks be doing in her undies?
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Comments (142)
DocBastard 38
You mean women aren't itching to drop their pants at every opportunity? ****, you LIED to me!
taka805 10
That would be sooooo awkward..... Have to feel for you, so maybe it's a good thing nothing happened.
Bluekaren16 19
Hey he has the right to say no as well.
Silent_Thrill 17
Wait... **** isn't real life? I've wasted so many years working as a pool boy, pizza delivery man, plumber, and gardener all these years... But at least I still have all those threesomes to look forward to!
thatgaychick 9
Hey doc, dont see enough in the office? Lmao
dancinwookie 21
That happens. Sometimes a guy can get overly excited and nervous about the idea of sleeping with you for the first time which can affect the love knob. Try again.
miss_sqwert 19
ydi for making such a big deal out of it. he probly felt performance anxiety
CharresBarkrey 15
**** alert. Herp derp. Some people actually care about their virginity and their first time.
mountainmanneil 7
8 months is a lot of build up time... try again. If he still isnt down, you might have a "small" problem.
CharresBarkrey 15
So... 8 months is a long time, so you're suggesting she wait even longer?
Nirah_fml 18
I'm pretty sure that guys are allowed to not be ready for sex too. If a guy doesn't want to wait for a girl to be ready, he's immediately considered a jerk so maybe take into consideration that he might not be ready yet even if you are
BethCarey 11
Maybe she should keep her body how she wants it herself? C'mon, let's try and be sex+.