Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML
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iSativa 24
Now how you gonna take her home?
NinjaJellyfish 27
The creep in the jeep...
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Comments (133)
JakePower98 5
Jeepers Creepers
michelleJ11 25
Now's the time to prove them wrong OP.
Lemonmonger 4
A better answer would have been "Do you think I am?".
Zynris 10
Don't beat yourself up about it man, she didn't know, and she was walking and talking to you so that means she probably doesn't think you're a creep.
dawood_k 27
Does OP have something to hide
Inked0803 12
Obviously if she thought you were a creep she wouldn't be around you so **** what other people say
blackwidowtaco 31
Smooth op, smooth.
queerdragon 20
Maybe you should ask someone why they think you are a creep. You might be doing something you don't know comes across as weird. Then again, some people are assholes.
tj4234 36
Asking someone if they think you are creepy, is in itself inheritenly creepy... What would probably be better would be to get advice from a friend about how to talk to/treat women, rather than going up to a random woman and asking for her opinion of you.
Jst4kicks 16
I woulda said its my moms or something to make it awkward then be like "now to the cafeteria!!!"
Axipiter 24
I wouldn'ta.
PenguinBitch 44
Just tell her that the jeep is yours and if she'll like to join you on an "adventure to the safari". Trust me this will not confirm that the rumor is true.