Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML
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iSativa 24
Now how you gonna take her home?
NinjaJellyfish 27
The creep in the jeep...
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Comments (133)
Chubgatti 10
poor guy. sorry.
havok87 11
Should have said "Nope. He's actually pretty cool and has a ten inch dick!"
revolution4ever 14
I feel like that could backfire since then she'd wonder how op knows that. Then just wait until they hook up, she finds out that's his jeep, and is disappointed when they make it to the bed. :P
olpally 33
You seem cool enough if she didn't know who you were yet. You should've maybe just told her it was yours as you were walking. She might have thought differently then. Go for it!
Dcm210 19
It's a different jeep ;)
imonkeyface 9
What have you been doing in your spare time? O.o
TcheQ 12
So every girl thinks you are a creep. Change your image or keep being one.
amanda131 4
Creeps are more fun to be around anyways. Embrace it.
ejayhayse 7
Woo green jeep buddies
troublegum 21
Maybe one of your friends told her that as they knew you would be showing her around.
UFIUETSimpdesign 5
Who cares. U should be happy u got a green jeep