Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML
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iSativa 24
Now how you gonna take her home?
NinjaJellyfish 27
The creep in the jeep...
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Comments (133)
noelasis94 18
I hear Huey Lewis singing if this is it, please let me know.
Enslaved 38
Not "Hip to be Square" from "American Psycho" instead? :P
revolution4ever 14
Should've asked what she thought of you and then let her decide from there... On the other hand, now you know what everyone thinks of you so you don't have to give them any of your valuable attention anymore.
underthesea12 24
that's what a creep would say!
elcee1987 18
Time to trade in the Jeep?
xALEXx_fml 15
Did you end up taking her home in that car?
cowleybh 10
Defend yourself bro! I would've been like "that's mine! What do you think?". Unless you are a creep
jayellef 3
You should have said it was your car and made her feel like a creep instead!
worldclassrager 41
Mention the creep has a different green jeep and was sick that day or didn't return that year...or maybe it's time for a paint job...
AllegroRubato 16
You should have just rolled with it! That's a meet cute if I ever saw one! :D
The_Paladin 16
You should have said no and told her you know for sure since its your car... oh well.