Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML
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iSativa 24
Now how you gonna take her home?
NinjaJellyfish 27
The creep in the jeep...
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Comments (133)
p1t1o 1
Why on EARTH wouldn't you say something along the lines of "Actually that guy gets a pretty bum rap, I know him quite well and he's cool." Then smile impishly and admit its your jeep. Seriously people, being socially awkward is not something to ASPIRE to... I can say that because I can socially awkward with the best of them please.
snazzily 2
you should have admitted it was your jeep. then immediately offered to tongue punch her fart box
thelizarddd 7
you should've said no :3
Mysterious_one 26
u have lost any chance with her dude .. u should have replied " oh dam think I really need either a new car or new paint job "
Hutch1965 6
You know what to do, Opie. Sell the Jeep immediately. ;-)
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Switch cars, no longer the creep = profit
Love_is_no_joke 6
Hahahahahahahaha
Awhecknaw123 7
Trade your jeep for a pair of wheelies.
katnissmellark_fml 15
jeepers creepers, where did you get those peepers?
Backslash 6
She was probably trying to make a funny, knowing that it was yours, because she likes you, and now you screwed it all up by making her feel stupid.