Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
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lovelymistake23 0
Don't offer if you don't want him to suggest someone.
FoundManyLemons 0
You brought that up in the middle of sex? Really?
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Comments (92)
Tishawna_fml 0
What happen next... ;)
lahp 0
i hate it when some one suggests 3-ways and u suggest people then they go nuts on who you suggested like your in love with them :S !!
EbonyGoddess 0
WHAT A ******* IDIOT!!! I wouldnt want no one else to touch mii man except for me!! ytf do ppl gotta have 3sums. It leaves the other partner out. Jusx be happy with the woman u got, and be confident that ur man loves u enough not to have a 3sum. YDI! IDIOT!!
yayhesdead165 1
What the **** is your problum? if someone else finds it hot to have sex with multiple people at the same time what ******* right do you have to critisize? and above all else it makes you a ******* idiot for being an obsesive, posesive bich, i mean seriously who the **** would want to be with someone as ******* clingy as you? and has it ever occured to you that maby the other partner gets more by having sex with two other people than less?
baden18830 5
she also sounds really stupid. I get acronyms, but they don't excuse simple spelling...
ahd94 21
Not wanting to have a three sum doesn't make someone an obsessive possessive bitch... I'm down with monogamy. #45 is probably just confident that she doesn't need another woman touching her man to spice things up. Besides, I've yet to see a good outcome from a serious couple introducing a 3rd person for a night.
Shoop_da_woop 0
So hawt on so many levels, marry me? and to all you ***** talking about love and shit, this is the Internet, and we don't take kindly to feelings and morality here, so shut up and let me get back to fapping to the idea of my ex's and threesomes with their sisters
CyberWorldLosers 0
Not about morality or anything.. why the f*ck would you want to have s3x with one of your siblings? That's just GROSS!
cyke_fml 0
shit i am willing to take a trip to Canada?
scarycottonasdf 0
@ #47 she didn't want to, her bf suggested it and call her. didn't u read the fml??
Eveline_Roze 0
this is why i am glad i dont have sisters!
XCAILIExCURSEDX 0
What is wrong with people i'd be pissed as hell if he offered to bring my sister in the picture. On top of the fact that it pretty much means he likes your sister and maybe even more than he likes you. It would just be gross having sex with your sister and I'm bisexual but i don't want to have sexual in counters with my ******* sister!!!!!!!!Hell no i'd probably dump he's ass.
CAiiKESTuhRZ123 0
i sorta think you deserve it cause your telling him you want someone else in the pic buutt i gues its not all your fault he thought of it and its your sister so hes th wierd one. by the way is your sis younger or smaller than you?
jbieber2 0
I think he's a lucky man to be that brave to even mention it