Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
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lovelymistake23 0
Don't offer if you don't want him to suggest someone.
FoundManyLemons 0
You brought that up in the middle of sex? Really?
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Comments (92)
bosshaug 0
Can I marry you?
kukopia 0
Let's wait and see what sis's answer is first...
NathanKett 0
at least he didn't suggest your mum
dd11fl8 0
hahahah nice
stupiddumbblonde 0
you asked.
cani_fml 0
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. your bf is an idiot.
Raiderwrstler65 0
ooh kinky. I like the idea.
perdix 29
I'll bet you he has been having a threesome with you and your sister all along. Only he's time-shifted it like TiVo. He seemed pretty confident of her answer to make that call. Mentioning a lack of spice in the lovemaking DURING the lovemaking is something you just don't do to a man. Maybe women feel the same, I don't know. As much as I have fantasized about having a threesome, there is one time I certainly wouldn't want my wife to bring up the issue.
omghehehe 0
Yeah, really. OP was the sex that bad you thought of that in the middle?? hmmmmmm........unless you like or curious about women instead. Too bad it's your sister he wants :D That's just wrong
perdix 29
I don't know, omghehehe. Before I even started dating my wife, when I laid eyes on the woman who would become my sister-in-law, I was blown away! Fortunately for all of us, she put on about 60-70 lbs and is no longer the boner-producing hottie I once saw. It's funny, the two sisters barely look alike, except for a unique nose shape. So, had my sister-in-law kept her figure and my wife proposed a threesome, I can easily see making the same call the OP's boyfriend did.
omghehehe 0
To Perdix: Ahhh yes, the Perfect Storm ;)
perdix 29
I'll tell ya, omghehehe, my sister-in-law has such sway over my wife, that if she ordered it, it would happen. Good thing I'd veto it at this point.
omghehehe 0
Wow Perdix, ordering, huh? Good thing you didn't marry her sister. Sounds like you coulda been her Bitch. Yikes! Good decision.......Very Good decision (patting your shoulder) :)
laughingman 0
not her fault lay off
FruityLoooons 8
Well, you asked. He gave you an answer.
Rota 0
That's the first person I'd suggest if my girlfriend asked. Thing is, my girlfriend is cool and would be down with it. Woot wincest.
FederalAgent 0
wincest LOL nice
jillz 0
One guy with 2 sisters is very selfish on the guy's part or extremely generous of the girls. The guy gets pleasure from 2 people but it's not like the sisters can pleasure each other. It's much more reasonable to chose an unrelated female that appeals to both of you. That way the 2nd female can please you both. Simple. FYL for your selfish and possibly cheating boyfriend but YDI if you stay with him.