Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
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lovelymistake23 0
Don't offer if you don't want him to suggest someone.
FoundManyLemons 0
You brought that up in the middle of sex? Really?
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Comments (92)
iwasonbet 0
what guy wouldnt want two sisters at the same time?
bugmenotmofo 34
#20, are you retarded? There is absolutely no way that most sisters willing to take part in this kind of threesome would have a problem "pleasuring each other"
KingHumanity 0
Incest much? Do you have a sister? Do you want to eat her out? Thought so.
kukopia 0
You might have been 'in the middle', but he was DONE.
L0VEPiNK07 0
ydi. that was a stupid suggestion.
xdevotchkax 0
you suggested it. -___-
Twitch04 0
Not an FML. You suggested it, you idiot. And you're a tard for doing it DURING sex. Idiot.
neuroticallyours 0
ok, so please tell me how this is her fault? there are plenty of bisexual women out there that would suggest this to their male partners. She was sharing one of her fantasies with her partner, it's part of a healthy, adult sexual relationship. He is the one with the problem (come on, the man just brought up incest), not her, but knowing you people you would just say it's her fault for liking women as well. Grow up and realize that there are people out there who like different things than you do. but seriously, incest should never be on of them.
ashrien 0
I'll really never understand the people that say 'Don't judge others with views that oppose yours. Unless their views includes this view that I personally oppose, then judge them.' I MEAN REALLY. :/
Reality_bites 14
#16, I completely agree with you.
MaddogTotten 0
kukopia's comment wins: you might have been "in the middle" of it, but he was done. pure brilliance. didn't want anyone to miss it.
lacrossedude319 0
I like the way he thinks