Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
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lovelymistake23 0
Don't offer if you don't want him to suggest someone.
FoundManyLemons 0
You brought that up in the middle of sex? Really?
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Comments (92)
Nyx7 24
Well darlin you brought it up
austingw 5
that's hot! but bad call on your sister.
criley221 19
I feel for ya OP. I'd be pissed if my BF wanted to have a threesome with a family member! I'd dump his ass, he is obviously thinking about your sister in an inappropriate way, cause he isn't single! If he called her so quickly, it sounds like he obviously either thought about it or already acted upon those thoughts. I think it's time for a sit down talk!
radiocaf 29
Who in their right mind would think someone would happily bring family into their sex life? Your boyfriend didn't really think this one through.
tjw1616 21
Can you say coolest gf ever? And then he had to mess it up with that; such a dumb ass.
rinzlerkitty94 31
Ew. Not the threesome part, but the fact that he thinks you'd be okay with having sex with your own sister. Ew.