Demanding

By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 14:30 - India

Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Unless she specifically told you numerous times before exactly which flowers and chocolate she liked, I think this may be a sign that you need a higher standard in girlfriends.

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Unless she specifically told you numerous times before exactly which flowers and chocolate she liked, I think this may be a sign that you need a higher standard in girlfriends.

You ought put that cacao out to pasture! I was beaming over how great my pun is, until I saw the OP was from India where many believe that cows are sacred. If you do, the joke won't work.

Listen better, pay closer attention to what she wants. You'll get there.

I think she looked for a way to make it clear there was not going to be nookie in your future to which she likely saw your offering as a prelude.