Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
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Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
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tttron 0
what a douche. there's no need to be so harsh
yaziyo 0
Shut downnnn
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theshinepolice 0
actually, i wouldn't write the number on the bathroom stalls. i would make sure the only people you have text him can block numbers as well and when they annoy the hell out of him, they can just block him so he doesn't have the chance to be a dick to them, and it will hopefully drive him NUTS. dose of his own medicine.
twohot2touch 7
amazing shut down
amatayo 0
that made no sense?? why did he do that? I mean if he would say that why not say no
spazz666 18
to thepleb- wtf? being a chick is amazingly fun!!! and obviously youve never been laid or u dont roll that way. but youre not a girl so i dont expet u to understand. so bring on the trolls, ive voiced my opinion. =)
black_barbie10 0
DENIED. but yeah that seriously sucks,i would have thrown a fit or something. but then again i would never ask a guy im interested in for his number,i mean if it's just a guy friend,no big deal but if it's a guy you like you should wait for him to ask you! :)
KathyH 0
Why should she wait for him to ask her? I say good for her for trying. However, I highly doubt this actually happened. You have to pay to call block someone so there is very little chance someone would actually do that.
you_SuckxD 0
; wow. asshole much - -;.
milkradio 0
That's ******* rude. He could have said "Flattered, but no thanks" or "Flattered, but spoken for" instead of being such a dick about it. Good for you for having the guts to ask him for his number instead of waiting around for someone to ask for yours :)
punkystarfish 0
Wow! You must be really ugly!
clairebearo1 2
can you block text messeges??? someone teach me how!!!