Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
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Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
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tttron 0
what a douche. there's no need to be so harsh
yaziyo 0
Shut downnnn
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The_Pleb 0
^^^ So he could give her hope just to smash her back down again
reflectedgary 0
Why wouldnt he just not give you his number in the first place? I mean, I get that sometimes people are jerks, but thats jut seems strange. Write the number on a bus stop bench and leave a note saying it belongs to a 19 year old girl who wants some ass. Now THAT will ruin his day.
xkat356 0
haha, WIN.
samanthamay 0
YDI for being ugly
themaintroll 0
YDI for wanting to suck his bloo like Megan Fox
Klabauterpete 0
LOL, something must be wrong. Oh, and protip: If someone gives you their number you don't need to give them yours, you just give them a ring.
fMYYYlife 0
I was going to call fakey on this one but then I saw you lived in Australia and now totally think it could have happened. Damn Aussies. :)
SuperMeme 0
"You're a ******* asshole" "You're an idiot" Fixed your sentence for you.
Cheekers1989 0
Aww, I'm extremely sorry. That really does suck! But atleast you learned that he's a jerk, and he isn't worth talking to, for acting like that!
cursedcutiepi 0
wtf? ****** jerkk muchh? who carees even tho hes cute hes def not worthhh itt.
Intoxicunt 5
cn u fyxx myn two?
FoundManyLemons 0
What a dick.